BASIL: It is shit, Austin.

AUSTIN: I'm single, baby!

DR. EVIL: www.'sh'!.com.org

SCOTT: I love you, Mom!

DR. EVIL: Austin, I am your father.
AUSTIN: Really?
DR. EVIL: No. I have no evidence to back that up.

AUSTIN: You're a bastard!... Whose fat!

IVANA: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.

DR. EVIL: Mini-Me, Stop humping the laser beam.

DR. EVIL: This is a very sensitive subject.("Just The Two Of Us" music starts.)

SCOTT: You always let him get away, ass.

FRAU BISSINA [In Yiddish]: Let's get it on.

DR. EVIL: I put this "laser beam" on the moon. And when it reaches Washington D.C. and every other major city, it will blow it up. It is my "Death Star".

DR. EVIL: What if God was one of us... A slug like all of us...

AUSTIN: It's a bit nutty.

AUSTIN POWERS FROM 10 MINUTES AGO: Well, techinically, she's not cheating onyou.

SCOTT: That little Mini-You put roadkill in my bed.

AUSTIN: Why don't you take a beer, Felicity?

FAT BASTARD: I'm sexy.

DR. EVIL: Should I get a hotel room for you and the laser, Mini-Me?

AUSTIN: I put the "ger" in "swinger", baby!

DR. EVIL: No, you're right on time.

Fat Bastrad: I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook!

Austin (taking pictures): Make a long series of interconnected tunnles like the Viet-Kon.

Fat Bastard: I ate a baby! Yeah, thats right, a baby! The other, other, white meat! Babies, its whats for dinner!

Dr Evil: I shall call him...Mini-Me!

Dr Evil: When a problem comes along you must zip it! (whip cracking noise) Zip it good!

Fat Bastard: Me big sexy man! (liks hand and touches his tit)

Fat Bastard: Firs things first! Wheres yoy shitter! I got a turtle head pokin' out. Ahh, im no jokin, i gotta crap on deck taht could choke a donkey! God im getting all emotional about it!
Dr Evil: Riiight.

Dr Evil: Mini-Me, you hungry?
(Mini-Me shrugs)
Dr Evil: Are you shure? Not even a Hot Pocket?
(Mini-Me shakes his head)
Dr Evil: Not even an Eggo?
(Mini-Me starts to take a bite out of the ear of the Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth)
Dr Evil: No, NO, we do not knaw on our kitty
(Mini-Me makes a 'just a little peice' sign) Dr Evil: NO, leave Mini-Mr. Bigglesworth alone. Just love him, stroke him.